Just a quick post about Twitter. I noticed I had a handful of out clicks on my Twitter badge. Well, I tested it out to see where you all were at and realized that it wasn't set up to go to my account.
The problem has been resolved! So please, for more glorious fun with me, click on the badge again. I promise I will be there this time.
I would also love to know if I don't follow you and you would like me to. No one likes talking to themselves. Well, except for me. Unless I'm yelling at myself. Then, I get really pissed that I'm even acknowledging myself. *sigh* Me and Myself have issues when we're together.
And just another little tidbit about me... If you did have a booger in your nose, I would tell you. Ask my co-workers. In a nice way of course. I'd totally ask you if you would want someone to tell you if you had something on, or around, your face. If the answer was "yes", then I would let you know.
This also applies to:
-lipstick on your teeth (especially red, wine or plum. and not including clear lip gloss)
-pepper in your teeth (or anything green, red, yellow or brown)
-bugs in your hair (except maybe bees because then I'm outta there!)
-bugs or any type of animal on your back (I also reserve the right to back my ass up on this one too)
-gum on your pants
-untied shoes (excludes flip flops)
-unzipped zippers (this one is touchy. not literally! Well maybe..ask me after Vegas. It just depends on what kind of undies you wear.)
-someone digging through you purse (unless it's me and I really just wanted some gum)
-mascara "spider legs" on your eyelid (Come on! You know what those are. When you don't let your mascara dry and you get all batty-lashes on yourself in the mirror, only to miss that you have now smeared those lashes on your upper lid making it look like you just learned how to use the stuff!)
-if your fake hair is falling out or off (toupees included!)
There you have it! Best Buds on Twitter and no spinach teeth! What more could you want in a friend?
wait, don't answer that....
21 comments:
Ear blackheads!!! I do hair, and I don't just want to tell people if they have a blackhead in their ear...I want to pop the sucker too!
Yes, my kids hate when I look in their ears!!!
how about deoderants marks on your black dress, something stuck to the sole of your shoe, and the tag sticking out from the back of your shirt?
I tell people too. I get so angry when I look in a mirror and wonder how long the floret of broccoli has been smashed into my tooth...
I am unable to NOT say something. I will actually probably tell you while pointing at laughing at you, but at least I SAID something,right?
when your thong is showing after you have sat down in an open backed chair...you know - pants too low, panties too high....HORRIBLE!
It depends on if that person's pissed me off...but generally I'll try to tell someone they have something wrong with them. (wink)
Wait, then who am I following on twitter!??! HAHA
I added you :) @bigmamacass
oh and i totally forgot... so one time we were all in this meeting around this GLASS conference table and my boss, who is sitting directly across from me, doesn't realize the fly on his dockers is down. ANDDDD... he wasn't wearing underwear!! I couldn't tell him because I didn't want to embarrass him in front of everyone so I kept trying to give him "signals" like on the sly. Finally the girl sitting next to me goes, as loud as she can "why don't you just TELL him his fly is down?!?" Then we were both embarrassed and I didn't even do anything wrong!!! lol
Does this apply if I have bad breath or body odor? Just asking...lol! uh-oh I think a post is on its' way. I just followed u on twitter. Where was I? he he
At my last job interview, my no-nonsense interview/new boss had her fly down. I couldn't pay attention to her questions because I was considering if I should tell her or not.
I did & she appreciated it and hired me. Unfortunately she was an uber-bitch, but at least I got the job right.
I lasted 3 years under her rule!
THANK GOODNESS!
I'm so glad to know that I don't have bad breath or body odor, cause you would of told me by now;P
Thanks friend!
I am with you! I have been known to point out the little oopsies. And I will flat ask someone I know if my nose is itchy and wont stop if Ive got any hangers!
You know, I'd want to know if I was walking around with bugs in my hair or my zipper down... but no one ever seems to tell me! I once went to work for a whole day with my shirt on backwards. No one told me! ANd I didn't realize until that evening when I was sitting in class!! Geez! Stopping by from SITS! Glad I found you! I'm now following... I'll be back! :)
I can't tell someone - it's just not something I can do. But I really appreciate that all of y'all can. Visiting from SITS. I wouldn't hold it against you if you told me.
Thanks for that! I've been walking around all day with my fly open and big piece of parsley in my front teeth! You ARE a true friend...I must follow you now.
Now that IS exactly what a good friend would do...you rock. :-)
how about underwear showing? are you that good of a friend to say "uhhh complicated mama no one wants to see your thong th-thong thong-thong" lol
If I have food in my teeth, my husband won't tell me. I don't understand it. Drives me insane!
lmao, you sound like me!
Thanks for coming by my blog today! Mt SITS featured day has been great!
I think I might hang around and stalk your blog!
You are so my new BFF. Nobody I know does this, and it is horrible to let these things happen to people without letting them know! Yay for you. I'll say it again; yay for you.
Hilarious! I so agree with you, do unto others and all that directly applies to the list you outlined for us below. One my personal quests, is holes in obscure places of clothing, and toliet paper on feet. When it's happen to you, you don't want it to happen to anyone else. :)
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