'Sometimes my personality makes my face look like an asshole.'
I guess it's better then your personality making your asshole look like a face. Which would be...odd. Especially if you could see down that far. and if you could, would it be like looking into your own face? Hmmm...
I can't say that I'm surprised they ended up here. Yes, I do feel like that sometimes. And to whomever searched that, I just have to say thank you for the laugh.
Here's some others that caught my eye:
~Cinnabuns striping video (Close, but my old stage name was actually Pepper Shakers)
~I don't know if I'm the Dad (Well, I'm certainly not the Dad.)
~I think I'm hot (I think I'm hot too.)
~naked lady moped pictures (No, she wasn't naked, just crazy.)
~pimp ass gang names (Not sure about gangs, but I can help you with hood names.)
~I am a good driver (No. No, you're not. I am.)
~how can I tell my mom I snuck out of my friend's house (Very, very carefully)
~boyfriends mom let's him drink (Did you sneak out of your friends house and find that out? tsk. tsk.)
P.S. My boys come home tonight! So, I'm guessing I will be MIA for the rest of the week/weekend. Hope you miss me. I'll still be thinking of you!
18 comments:
Have a good time with the boys.
Funny! I love looking at my stats to see how people find me. Mine are NO WHERE as good as yours. My number one term is "Best Potato Salad". Yawn.
I love your blog! Thanks for visiting mine!
I have a similar entry going up today. It's hilarious how people end up at my blog.
've never done this. Maybe I should. This seems hilarious!
I have to check out my keywords, I haven't done that in a long time.
Enjoy your boys!
Hi, Jo here just stopping by to thank you for your kind comment on my blog and for the sage advice on moving my 'Follower Widget', which I immediately applied.
This is my second attempt at posting a comment to you--I was just about done when I inadvertently hit something I shouldn't have and the damned thing went AWOL on me.
Actually, I blame my--eh hem--boobs! Yes, I said my boobs. I leaned over a bit too far on my keyboard...
These damned things should be on Ed Sullivan for all the versatility they have; hanging up phones, catching fallen bits of food--their talents are endless.
*By the way, Ed Sullivan IS STILL around, isn't he???
Anyhoo--this is where irony comes into play as I was JUST typing to to you that I'm a tad 'gadget stupid'.
Point now firmly confirmed and in place. E-gads, Jo!
I am LOVING the look of your blog and would love any advice on how to apply an attractive banner (although, nothing too 'chipper' or bright since my blog title is rather dower, eh?) to my rather dull blog page. However, again, keep in mind that 'gadget stupidness' is alive and well and living inside of my brain!
Thank you so much for stopping by--consider me a new and faithful follower.
Peace, love and happiness,
~Jo
("Diary OF A Sad Housewife")
That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. My key words are too boring to even look at. Have a great time loving up your boys!
It's so true sometimes though isn't it...our personalities really do make our faces look like assholes. Talk about random though!
LMAO! I love posting search term fun! Crazy the people that land in my blog and what they google to get there.
so funny. i'll have to check out my keywords. yikes! thx for stopping by today.
love today's post, Have a Fabulous weekend and enjoy your family!!
Smooches,
Sassy Chica
Great post! Enjoying your blog, you're making me laugh!
That is hilarious - I've never had any THAT funny! :)
Those are pretty entertaining, I'm frightened to read mine...that is if I have any.
that was super funny, weird the things searched that land on your blog... I should do that and see what brings people to my site.
Blog hopping with ya today.
Sara
Hello! Visiting from SITS - happy sharefest. I can already tell I'll be back as I think we may have a lot of things in common. Take care and enjoy your weekend!
HA that's funny
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