September 24, 2009

Thing you want to know, but really don't care about.

I don't really get in on Tags and Meme's and the likes. But my Cousin-in-law had posted this to her Facebook profile. I only went over to read what she wrote and then I decided that I really had to let a little bit of myself out. So I took the challenge.

There really isn't a name for this Facebook note, so I just made one up. Hope you at least get a snicker out of it!


1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
a fricking cracker...yeah.

2.Where was your profile picture taken?
Charlene Giordano's 30th B-day Bash! (This would be my Facebook pic - my Blogger profile pic was taken in Cabo San Lucas...ahhhh, dreamy)

3.Can you play Guitar Hero?
Um, hell yeah...like a rockstar!

4.Name someone who made you laugh today.
duh, that would be Nico.

5.How late did you stay up last night and why?
I think 10:30 because I was tired and had to get up today to move shit!

6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Sorry in-laws and mom, but hell no! San Diego is the greatest place on earth!

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
I really don't think so. So, no.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
I don't think I have friends. I suppose my Dad.

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Me and my Ex...yes. My husband and his Ex...no.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
OMGWTF! I love it!

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
damn it...today. I'm gonna miss SD and my Dad more than I ever realized.

12. Who took your profile picture?
I think her name was Teresa. And she has a hot husband Jason. And they love me. (That was the Facebook pic. My Blogger pic was taken by the couple who was staying next door to us in Cabo)

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Another duh...Nico. When you are born a supermodel it's hards to fight off the mamarazzi.

14. Was yesterday better than today?
Hell yes. Today sucked donkey dick because it hit me that I don't want to move. So I have eyes that look I injected them with salt water.

15. Can you live a day without TV?
well I think I already do. Barney and Sesame Street really isn't my forte.

16. Are you upset about anything?
Again...moving. that's about it. I'd take my small CA house over anything you want to give me anywhere else. Unless it was closer to Illinois, or my sister.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Dumb question. Ask my son.

18. Are you a bad influence?
hell f*ck yeah! But only when it comes to something good. So does that cancel out then?

19. Night out or night in?
both. you start off in and get all loosey goosey'ed up, then you take your drunk ass out and it's just as fun!

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
chapstick and water. I would suck a camel dry for that shit! The water...that's horrible. That didn't come out right at all.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My SIL, I suppose if having a baby is visiting someone in the hospital.

22. What does the last text message in your cell phone inbox say?
"Dang k"

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
iffy. So much is changing and I'm not real sure how I feel about things.

24. Do you hate any one?
of course. I wouldn't be the bitch everyone calls me if they thought I didn't. Which really means...do I REALLY hate any one? Or do they think I do.

Honestly....no. Hate is a strong word and a horrible feeling. And I just don't have that much time to put into "hating".

25. If we were to look in your face book in box, what would we find?
basic messages from friends and family about how to meet up and when am i moving.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
duh. that was so 1993. Unless you are testing me for Red Bull and straight sugar. I may have snorted that the other morning. Hey, I needed a wake up call!

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect?
If you count being called a perfect mistake perfect...then yes. otherwise, this can't be a serious question. Who the hell is perfect?!

28. What song is stuck in your head?
I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee...yeah, B is the letter of the week at daycare. Hawt, I know.

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m, who do you want it to be?
A dead person, because if they are alive, they will be dead after Frank the Dog gets to them. Oh yes, I will let him out to get you!

30. Do you want to have grandkids before you’re 50?
Hell no! That makes Nico only 15!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I'm gonna have my second child at 50, right?

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Watch Nico say good bye to my Dad. gee thanks for that emotinal torture.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
Way too much. I can think a basic breakfast out to the next year! With 15 different scenarios! But I just think that makes me creative.

33. Do you smile a lot?
that's kind of a loaded question. Almost 99% of the time, when I'm with my son I am smiling or laughing. But who wants to smile a lot grocery shopping, or getting gas, or mowing the lawn, or working. Yes my heart smiles a lot (awwwwww.... I know I am fricking sap lately) but my face makes me look like an asshole (remember that special search?)



12 comments:

Lynette said...

All I have to say is YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS?! I don't believe it. :)

Julia said...

Without sarcasm that was quite insightful and we know more about your devious ways now. Dude: Chapstick and water. One can not have enough of either. I have had a song about smashing peanuts on railroad tracks worming through my head for like three days...Thankyouverymuch Kindergarden! And moving sucks my big left toe. It has a hangnail too! Bye for now!!

Tooj said...

I hope that you find something very interesting in your move. It would stink to hate it all. Maybe you'll find a friend, since you have none, in the new place. ;)

Suzi said...

You're not bitter about moving are you? I read this on FB and had a good laugh. Not a bit sarcastic in your tone/writing either. Good luck with the move.....moving sucks.

Complicated Mama said...

Dude! I seriously feel like you've been moving forever!...
Move already, and get back on your blog more!! lol

("Yes, Hi Kettle! You're Black" haha)

Becky said...

I know this was kind of an emotional and sad post, but when you put the words sucks donkey dick in there, I am having a smile on my face:)

You are going to be fine girl. Your life is going down a new path now! A new adventure! How amazing it will be:)

Megan Chamberlin said...

Ok, yours was MUCH funnier than mine! :-)

Megan Chamberlin said...

Ok, yours was MUCH funnier than mine! :-)

Connie Weiss said...

Great answers! I hope your move is going well!

Brittany at Mommy Words said...

Ugh - moving! Maybe you don;t do tags because 30 + questions is just SO many! Whew - great answers though. I have a Name Game Tag up on my site now that is fun and only 10 questions - much shorter! I loved your answers though! SITS buddy stopping by and now following!

Mimi said...

Sorry I've been missing for so long. I do regret coming here today, because now my brain will never stop with the "Bringing Home A Baby Bumblebee"!!!

Shannon said...

LOL- especially #20!

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