The humidity this week refused to give my hair a chance

And I'm not going to do any whining before I introduce your special surprise for today. All I need to say is that 'Shark Tank' wouldn't know what hit them if me and my guest blogger walked in wearing our "Genius" t-shirts! Lucky for me, this person just decided to Ramble my way this week!



Do you know how it feels to beg, plead, bribe, flatter someone so they'll let you take over their blog...for a moment?

That would be me. (Ahem, my name is The Rambler over at My Rambling Thoughts.)

Someone I have been reading for a long bloggy time has requested anyone out there to volunteer to man her blog as she moves her life from San Diego to Texas.

I was like....Uh, uh, pick me, pick me...uh uh (waving hand wildly, but fearing the teacher won't pick me), right here, hello, here (make eye contact dang it)..

Yeah. That was me.

Janah had no choice but to look at me. (evil laughter.. I have won)

So here I am.

What now?

Oh, right....what am I going to write.

Of course me and Janah chatted via email my topic which was a previous old conversation that sealed my undying love and loyalty to her and agreed that we were the most genius people ever born.

Are you ready for it?

We invented something and we can't believe it doesn't exist.

Ready?

A universal remote for all toys that make noise that will shut it off all at once.

I know. I know. Say it.

We.Are. Genius.

Tell me. Have you parents not been in your kids room/living room/your bedroom and it feels like every toy won't shut up. Your tired. You just want your pretty little overworked body to hit the pillow and drool away to lala land. One where servants wait hand and foot on us...(is that only my dreamland?)

But no...it's not how our little universe works. It starts with one toy...reciting the ABC's which alerts some Disney toy that starts barking it's most popular line which somehow makes the doggie walking toy start barking.

Now your half asleep trying to grab blindly for each toy that won't allow you the go card to Sleepland.

BUT if you had the invention of The Rambler and So Not Mom-a-licious...you can grab the remote on your side table and click ONE button....and sleepland never looked so close.

Sigh. I know...how DO we do it.

No, no...YOU'RE. WELCOME.

And THAT people is how we became the most genius people of the parenting world.

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Do come by and visit. We can chat. I can rub off some of my genius upon you...It'll be fun.

P.S....any wealthy benefactor willing to finance us to get started would be so appreciated.