- dog farts
- new cars
- our outfit for the drive
- Boarder Patrol
- black appliances vs. stainless steel appliances
- dog breath
- bikini wax shapes
- how much distance before your belly hits the top of your thighs
- tummy tucks
- houses with 22 foot ceilings
- houses that burned to ground
- my house with no backyard
- Thelma & Louise and how I have not seen the whole movie
- sneaking a dog into a hotel room
- child smuggling
- food
- gas prices
- food again
- public restrooms
- Brad Pitt
- douchebags (literally and figuratively)
- other people in the car who can not drive
- why does the dog get the entire back and our shit is all crammed up in the middle?!
- cheating
- who farted?!
- flashing truckers
- flashing old people
- adult "toys" and "films"
- and many, many more
But we are on our way out and I still have to get the dog out past the cleaning lady.
See you in Texas!
11 comments:
That's the great thing about great friends...you can talk about anything, you don't have to be embarrassed, and you always have the best time. :-)
Who farted? The dog, of course.
Hee hee! ALWAYS blame it on the dog. :P
Hope you don't miss San Diego as much as I do!
sounds like a good ride to me...and i've never seen all of Thelma and Louise either...
Don't you just love it that you can talk to someone about just anything under the sun and feel good about it? You are blessed to have a BFF like her. Have a safe road trip.
Okay...flashing old people. YOU flashing them? OR them flashing YOU?
Oh yeah... it's always the dogs fault... unless its in the other room, then your screwed! It sounds like a great trip so far - can't wait to hear how the rest of it went.
So did you flash any truckers?
That was the perfect example of a conversation that ranges from black holes to macrame ... ;-P
Ok, you have got to watch Thelma & Louise all the way through ... seriously. That's like having sex without an orgasm ... you just don't know what the big deal is.
Hope things are going well on the trip! Everyone should have a BFF like this; HAVE FUN!
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